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An erection characterized by distended, pulsating blue veins; an exceptionally hard hard-on.
Julie gave me a blue-veiner when she bent over to pick up the dozen or so Viagra I'd coughed out when she told me she liked men who wear velcro shoes.
A lower gastro-intestinal distubance that creates a dilemma in the afflicted: Do I need a bucket of water or a shotgun?....Is that a fireball or a mountain lion coming out of my ass?
Sweetie, Quick! Bring me a drop cloth..I have explosive diarrhea.
A fictional Hollywood hero who portrays Vietnam veterans as maladapted losers, played by a steroidal actor who avoided the draft and dropped out of special ed in the 10th grade.
In a fit of rage brought on by post- traumatic stress disorder, haunting nightmares of bedwetting through age 12, and his seeming inability to enunciate words in excess of two syllables Rambo repeatedly thrust his fecal coated bayonet into the belly of the greedy industrialist who made his fortune by polluting the environment and clubbing baby harp seals to death for their soft, downy fur.
The main component in crown rack of lamb.
I had the best lamb chops at Bozart's in Brisbane.
Fabric interwoven with metal wire.
Airman First Class Lawrencio wore silver lame undershorts, prefering it to kevlar for comfort and style.
Break out the Yagi, men, as we must duff the illegal transmitter before it shuts down.
One who is fond of being athletic.
Bubba is a jockular fellow who pops steroids like M&M's and must not be angered at all costs.