Michael

Michael is very obsessed with flip-flops. He buys them all the time from Primark and they only cost 90p. He has very gorgeous feet, he toenails hang over his flip-flops. He is always singing to songs on Spotify. He has a high masturbate rate which inflates if he eats steaks.

Michael: OMG, MUM! NEW FLIP-FLOPS HAVE ARRIVED, MY FEET ARE GORGEOUS!

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