Greek Shower

Using an anti-perspirant or deoderant rather than getting washed.

I smell like a paki's arsehole, i better have a greek shower.

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Turkish Delight

Rhyming slang for taking a shit. Turkish Delight sounds like shite.

Crack the window open, i just went for a Turkish.

or

I just left some Turkish Delight in Leroy's shoe.

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