gwyneth paltrow skin sonofabitch

in need of a tan

"You were supposed to meet me at the tanning salon you Gwyneth Paltrow skin sonofabitch."

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sexual freeze

being cut off sexually by spouse,girlfriend or whoever until you cave in to their demends

"sure i can go to the bar with you tonight. i dont care is she gets mad . i'm on a sexual freeze anyway."

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pop out a pinecone

taking a shit

you stay her while i go and pop out a pinecone

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rio grande ave. S.L.C.

a great place meet and interact with the police in a meaningful way. however beware to not to walk sober or with meaning or you may be harrassed. only crack heads,whores,ho's,chicken heads, skeezers and lemmings are alowed to roam freely at such a excluslive community.

Say!!! Lets go down to rio grande ave. S.L.C.!!!!!!!!!!

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ITALIANS

THERE ARE TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE IN THIS WOLRD....ITALIANS AND PEOPLE WHO WITH THEY WERE!!!!!!!!!!

it's great to be one of those ITALIANS

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vinnie's

vinnie's

an eating establishment frequented by the down trodden of the local area. lunch usually follows with a mild to severe case of brown liquid escaping from your ass. lunch is always the same, followed by more of the same for dinner. crack, heroine and pot is also available for an extra cost.

hey! what are they servin at vinnie's today? oh yea never mind

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rip a grumpy

to take a shit

a soon as i finished my coffee iran to the bathroom to rip a grumpy

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