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Dementia boy

Dementia boy, initials: e.b., is a fifteen year old boy with Alzheimer’s (somehow). Can’t remember having sex with his ex boyfriend and can’t own up to shit. Hurts people on purpose.

Person A: I messed up, I told Alexander that I don’t recall us hooking up even though we’ve dated twice.

Person B: Dude! You pulled a dementia boy!

by havefunfindingout April 5, 2019


Tumor

Elijah Bowen

Person A: I can’t stand Carl! He’s such a fucking tumor!

Person B: I understand. I once dated someone like that.

by havefunfindingout April 4, 2019