Tenties

An awesome way to refer to the decade that started in 2010 and ends in 2019. The one that we're in right now.

However, Damien Fletcher from mirror.co.uk said:

"The tenties have also been suggested but that just goes against the pattern of the decades because the ‘ties’ ending doesn’t start until 2020."

But screw patterns, right? Tenties ROCKS!!!

"I hope there isn't another world war in the tenties, like in the previous century" - your paranoid self

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dnb step/drumstep

DnB step, also referred to as "DnB dance" and "drumstep" is a weird kick-ass mix between c-walk and jumpstyle, mostly danced by eastern europeans, for some reason. Probably because it's freezing to death there and they need some way to heat themselves up.

Practitioners are usually referred to as "steppers", "junglists" and/or "drumsteppers". A well-document step would be "X-outing", where they look like bunnies hopping around without actually leaving the same spot.

"I went to youtube and saw these crazy russian teens doing a weird yet slightly arousing dance" - Your friend
"yeah it's called dnb step/drumstep" - you

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God Is An Astronaut

An irish post-rock band known for their instrumental music and kick-ass live light effects. They never sing, but occasionally moan.

They are also known as "the band whose shit got stolen in the U.S."

LPs

The End of the Beginning (2002)
All Is Violent, All Is Bright (2005)
Far from Refuge (2007)
God Is an Astronaut (2008)
Age of the Fifth Sun (2010)

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Youtube Doubler

Coolest way to make animals sound talented (or to make humans sound untalented)

Basically a website where you can choose two youtube videos and play them simultaneously. And the hilariousness ensues.

Man, papa usher and man goat sound sick together!!!

Check out the laughing baby vs 9/11 WTC attacks on youtube doubler. If you laugh you're a monster

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Broader Than Broadway

This sentece was first heard in the song: Tribe Of Issachar - Tribal Natty (Aphrodite Remix). A shorter version can just be 'BTB'.It can mean one of two things:

1: To be open minded, not afraid of new experiences

2: Derogatory term for a woman. Usually involving too much sex.

Examples:

1: 'My grandfather is broader than broadway, can you believe he didn't scream after watching 2 girls 1 cup?'

Actually, that's not a good example

1: 'My friend thought I was broader than broadway, so he invited me to one of his DJ breakcore therapy sessions'

2: 'That Amanda is such a slut. She has pretty much fucked every guy from our class. She's soo broader than broadway'

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