Julia

Julia is #datbitch from hell cuz theres no remorse in cuttin ppl out if you ever do her wrong. Ok, maybe 20% Idk she's busy diddling her skittle to care.

Take 2. Julia is the type of person u'll find when ur at the end of ur rope. Why ur both on a rope?? but she'll chat w/you all night if ur down on luck and can't sleep. (CBD gummies help, kids)

She'll help u exorcise ur demons but expects u to do the hard work, as she cannot do this for u. She makes a lot of sacrifices for lil in return but doesn't feel lack in any way to make u happy. #unintentionalinnuendo? #freud

She can be a lone wolf sometimes cuz she’s exhausted by opportunistic vultures who call her a two-face bitch when the same hypocrites can no longer reap reactions from her. Also, let's not distort facts: If a Julia never got to hung out w/you in person, ur not exactly her friend she's ditched. Don't expect her to pay attention or approach ur ass if u blocked her, attempted to pull one over her, or repeatedly made subtle jabs at her. #nosoftdildosplz

Ppl imagine the worst about Julia cuz they're just not in her life & end up taking things so personally. A trip planned months ago = "surprise setup". A selfie = proof of her as a sexually deviant wanton. You ppl WISHED ur salmon & steak dinner wooed u like a sexual deviant wanton.

But nah. It's just easier to say, Oh that Julia what a two face. One that launches a thousand ships in my heart and another that makes me rage with erectile projections! ARGGG!

Julia: So can a bitch just exists? Because some of this stuff wasn't in the job description, Lucy. WELL??? CAN I??? BUELLER???

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