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maroon 5

terrible band recording terrible music with terrible music videos with greasy grandmas and the lead singer boning some wriggly chick.

man, maroon 5 sucks dude
yes, yes they do

by hawkdude56 February 3, 2005

1186πŸ‘ 1056πŸ‘Ž


The Office

A BBC2 office comedy that was a huge hit in the UK. The US version is also very funny, with Steve Carrell starring as the boss. A quiet kind of humour that will have you doubling over.

Steve Carrell: "This is Pam, our secretary. If you think she's cute now, you should have seen her two years ago! Ho boy!"

by hawkdude56 April 22, 2005

2351πŸ‘ 227πŸ‘Ž


Atlanta Hawks

Worst team in the NBA.

Sweet! The Hornets play the Hawks next, so that's a win right there!

by hawkdude56 May 5, 2005

217πŸ‘ 155πŸ‘Ž


Emeka Okafor

Rookie sensation out of UCONN. Won the Rookie of the Year award, and led rookies in pretty much every category. However, plays for a terrible team (Charlotte Bobcats), so it kind of sucks.

Okafor is the best rookie out there.

by hawkdude56 May 5, 2005

196πŸ‘ 70πŸ‘Ž


Lakers

One of the weakest teams in the NBA now that they traded Shaq to the Heat. Kobe averaging 27 ppg, but that is pretty much it. He will leave soon, as will everyone else because coaching staff sucks ass. The fans, since they are a bunch of Hollywood pissants, will begin leaving.

Ever since the Lakers traded Shaq, they suck some serious dick.

by hawkdude56 April 23, 2005

313πŸ‘ 338πŸ‘Ž


Ben Wallace

Ben Wallace of the Detroit Pistons. One sick defensive player who has massive amounts of rebounds, steals and blocks. Will help the Pistons win another championship this year.

Man, Ben Wallace shut down Vince Carter/Shaq/Yao/LeBron/Anyone who plays the Pistons.

by hawkdude56 February 11, 2005

394πŸ‘ 141πŸ‘Ž


Calgary

The best city in Canada. Has the Flames, the new Stampeders, and the Calgary Stampede, the greatest outdoor show on earth. Madtroll, you are a dick and have probably never been to Calgary. It's a beautiful city full of life and culture. You are probably a redneck bumpkin living in Alabama. But that's besides the point. Calgary is a great city. Hot girls, good bars, good times.

Dude, let's go to Calgary. It's sweet.

by hawkdude56 April 23, 2005

1543πŸ‘ 1219πŸ‘Ž