Procrastination

Time wasting with intent to avoid necessary action. Typically verbalised by those with access to success yet a predisposition towards failure i.e. work-shy students approaching coursework deadlines.

"Are you doing that coursework for tomorrow?"
"No, I decided to put a definition of procrastination on Urban Dictionary instead."

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scotsexual

An enduring pattern of emotional, romantic, and/or sexual attraction to the way Scotland play rugby.

While my father and mother are both heterosexual, I primarily identify as scotsexual.

doncaster

the penis. unabbr. of 'dong'.

could also be in reference to dildo.

sexual request: "suck my doncaster",
display of manhood: "my doncaster is the size of Doncaster"

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Gibson's Law

Variant of Godwin's Law, popular in Scotland.

In discussions concerning the Scottish independence debate, whomever mentions Braveheart, Bannockburn or William Wallace first automatically loses the argument.

Named for Australian actor/director Mel Gibson who starred in the 1997 film, Braveheart, about Scottish folk hero, William Wallace.

"I'm voting 'Yes' in the referendum."
"Most people who do so are swayed by sentimentality, and memories of Wallace and Bannockburn."
"Gibson's Law. You lose."

san antonio spurs

best team in the NBA.
home of such legends as TIM DUNCAN.

whos that great basketball team?
Oh you must mean the spurs.

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