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When someone you was seeing ignores you
Just been euroed by that guy I was texting
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The first thing they teach you in any martial art is how to avoid getting sacked in the goonybag.
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The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
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When it's so damn cold outside your balls shrivel up and hide like raisins.
It's so damn cold in Manitoba that every time I go outside I get raisin bag.
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The space between the thighs on a female body, just below the crotch. A gap is indicative of a slim figure and is very sexy.
Steve: "Wow! Check out the gap on that chick!"
Darryl: "Hot stuff. I'm going to go get her number."
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