ditchill

Work colleague of Heeley's mum, who goes down to the docks, and whores hmself out to fund his gragarious crack habit.

Yo ditchill, how much yo' cost?

I'm cheap, sailor boy.

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ass-hat

A device used to retain faeces in the anus. Comes in a variety of colours and brands, and can be used to stash faeces in readiness for a "Turd Twister".

Wear your ass hat with pride.

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klaymen

A stupid little inhuman creature that featured on ratemypoo.com as the #1 log!!! It has known to have canalbalistic tendancies, eating shit and recycling his own waste.

... and klaymen stuck his hand in the toilet and ate his own....

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gernast

Really really realllly disgusting

That girl has some gernast gerpappies on her face. and her pussy stinks too.

Jud

Billy Casper's opressive brother. Hines shows us the torment Billy is regularly put through by his use of kidney punches and colloquialisms, and the fact that Billy's hawk gets viciously murdered and then thrown in the bin.

Ee ba gum thar Jud, I can know me sen! Kes!

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Fridge

A cooling device perfected by Yakanaro Hirahito of South London, the refrigerator or fridge has become very common, especially in Antartica and regions of Iceland.

Father, fetch the tissue! I've just chubby juiced again!

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turd twister

A device used to twist your faeces into different shapes as it comes out of the anus.

John used his turd twister to create turd spaghetti!

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