missed the plot

A common term in British English indicating that the person named is completely clueless.

The company president missed the plot when he said that customers would be charged for service repair.

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smelling the sushi

When a woman touches her inner labia and then smells her fingers to see how fresh she smells. The name is derived from that fact that the texture of the inner labia is similar to that of some fish used in sushi.

I caught Tina with her fingers down her pants... I thought she was fingering herself but it turns out she was just smelling the sushi.

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