Pulling a Vivien

Not handing in work in time, then going to your teacher with overcried, puppy eyes and a forged mother's note that says "Please excuse my daughter's absence. She has been having a very bad period which ultimately led to stress and depression. Just yesterday, I found her on the bathroom floor, slitting her wrists and I had to call 911."

Then you miss school and spend an entire week in your local library working on many unfinished assignments, while you talk on the phone to your best friend and flirt with the guy sitting next to you.

"Hey Jack. Did you hand in your biology ISU last wednesday?"

"No, I'm still working on it. I talked to my teacher, so don't worry."

"Oh, Jack. You're pulling a Vivien again."

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