Cone of Death

The only justification necessary for Miami TV stations to go into non-stop hurricane coverage and scare the crap out of South Florida residents.

Bryan Norcross: And as you can see, Miami is in the Cone of Death and you should panic. Back to you, Jackie.

Jackie: But Bryan, Miami is only on the fringe, and 8 days away at best.

Bryan: Don't wait! Got get water, gas, matches, cans of food...

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