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When two or more meth heads are so high that they all see the same imaginary hallucination(s).
Tweeker #1: "What the fuck is that?"
Tweeker #2: "Dude, are you talking about the huge flamingo blocking 4 lanes of traffic?"
Tweeker #1: " Hell yeah, but I thought flamingos were pink?"
Tweeker #2: " Apparently, them fuckers are..."
Tweeker #1 & Tweeker #2: "BLUE WITH PURPLE POLKA DOTS"
Tweeker #2: "Damn, I guess you do learn something new everyday!"
Tweeker #3: "Shit, I am just relieved that I wasn't the only one that thought those ugly ass birds were pink..."
Innocent Bystander: "Next time say no to drugs, sounds like y'all suffering from Tweekervision"
Former dope heads that still show signs of previous drug abuse by twitching, talking out the side of their face, may appear to be trying to bite their own ear...
Girl 1: "Damn, what the hell is wrong with that twitchy bitch?"
Girl #2: "Oh, don't pay her no mind, that bitch just permatweeked!"
Girl #1: "Whoa, I am not ever doing meth!!!"
Girl #2: "I know that's right..."
The secret place a tweeker hides their meth and or paraphernalia.
Guy #1: "What the hell is this pipe and baggies doing inside this pair of socks?"
Guy #2: "Man, you must of found your mom's tweeker hidy-hole!"