shit jock

the word a guy from McDonalds used to insult me when i told him that his breathe smelt like cok...

it means ride/poke shit (while its in a man).. as in a horse jockey... generally meaning fag because i assume that he implied i was gay.

this is also a pretty lame word so after finding out what it means i dont suggest you start using it...

Me - "hey man your breathe smells like cheese infested cock!!"

Fag at McDonalds - "Yeh.. well... your a shit jock"

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furby

really annoying cunt

"hey furby... shut the fuck up before i fuck you up"...
*inaudible mumblings*
"right thats it!"....

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crown of daisies

stoned:- the proverbial crown worn when in the happy/relaxed state of a high.
i.e. if you are stoned you are wearing a crown of daisies or daisy crown.

1)that dude is soo high!! you can practically SEE his crown of daisies!
2)my daisy crown is starting to fade man.

cypress hill

Old Skool Trip/hop made under the influence and to be listened too while high as a kite!!!!!

EEEXXXXTTRRREEEMMMEEE zone out music u really feel this shit when ur stoned! NO JOSHING

stoner 1 - "hey man im high as a kite!"
stoner 2 - "yeh me too lets stick sum Cypress hill on so we can mong to the shit while i roll this next doobie"
stoner 1 - " yeh im down dawg lemme get the disc... u want the spanish shit......"

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Shot

British ENGLISH Gangster slang for stab.
stab=shot

"woh man that was sick! i saw them shot him"

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