shitzkrieg

1. A war waged against an asshole; conversely

2. A war waged by an asshole.

"If that asshole doesn't quit with his antics, I'm set to wage a full-on shitzkrieg upon him."

"I don't know what this asshole's deal is, he's been coming straight at me all day with his shitzkrieg."

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bisexual

For definition, see gay.

I caught Jack and Ennis making out, I guess they're bisexual or whatever.

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snuffleupasparagus

1. Briny, pungent urine expelled from a wooly trunk.

"Good Lord, I can smell that snuffleupasparagus two stalls over."

egotestical

1. Characteristic of an individual who is a self-absorbed nutsack.

"Dick just goes on and on with his stupid comments and unjustified bragging to no end; Dick is egotestical."

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vinegargantuan

1. Adjective used to covertly describe someone as an enormous douchebag.

2. Adjective used to convey a douchebag of immense proportions.

"Sweet IROC-Z Larry, that baby is as vinegargantuan as you are."

"You see Larry's new IROC? That guy isn't just a douchebag, he's a vinegargantuan douchebag."

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