Dirties

A new group (like Yuppies) in their early to mid twenties. They may or may not ever bathe, and fight the system. They usually have stringy hair or dreadlocks that need to be weed-eaten in order to be removed. They hate authority, although they mostly live off of the government in the form of food stamps or welfare. They travel in broken down vans, or by cardboard signs. They have enough dirt that if they washed off in the ocean, the dirt may form a small island.

Great, a group of dirties just pulled in the parking lot.

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