bitlockered

Used to describe a malfunction of the Microsoft Bitlocker technology which, when malfunctioning, locks the user out of their device. Used often in the IT world.

Bob: Hey Ryan I heard you got bitlockered today.
Ryan: Yeah. I have not been able to work all day. Been looking at cat videos.

Baby Caesar

A word that, when used in a sentence, has a sexual connotation but actually has no specific meaning.

Tyler: "My back is sore. I need to lay off the baby caesar!" Mike: "What is a baby caesar?! " Tyler: "If you have to ask, you can't afford it!"

ot circle

"Out tasker circle": used to describe a seemingly endless loop of exchanging pleasantries between two associates of the same organization from different regions of the worlds. The cause is clashing cultural norms and not wanting to be rude. Occurs almost exclusively via an electronic messaging application such as Jabber or Skype.

Example of an OT Circle:

OT: Hi Bro
OT: How are you?

Zach: Hey man
Zach: Doing well.
Zach: How are you?

OT: doing great bro

OT: how about you?