Lava

Hot semen

B-rad: I can’t wait for a mouthful of hot lava

Chad: I’ve got a horn full ready to erupt.

B-rad: only if you let me keep the change

moulting lava

When a women finds a used condom filled with semen in her vagina that was lost during sex.

B-rad: I can’t find that condom

Chad: Maybe it’s in my butt still

B-rad: not another moulting lava