Cuckabuttons

What you call those things that get stuck in your hair. The spiked balls that come from a bush.

Not to be confused with cockapoos or cockatoos

Some cuckabuttons got stuck in my stockings, and a few got caught in my ass hair.

Danielle

I ain't never met a nice girl with this name. She is usually a short-chunkey-fake bitch that squeals instead of speaking like a normal person. She is very controlling and feels entitled, although she makes $2.50 over minimum wage, and she fakes her job title to look impressive.

...far worse than a Karen.

My co-worker sent me this text message:

Hey, it's Danielle, (A.K.A assistant manager) and I just wanted to bring this to your attention. I know that you have been on your phone at work. So, get the fuck off of it... okay! I have the privilege to be on Facebook during work hours because it is business-related. BTW I am feeling a bit under the weather so you need to cover my shift tomorrow from 7-5. :)

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theater kids

the psycho-anime-furry ones

Some of the theater kids got in trouble with the school administration for watching hentai backstage during the performance of Annie.

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