Aaron

The word "NO!" describes an Aaron perfectly. When he's not taking a shower, or calling you a fucking bot, Aaron is sleeping after reading his book. Aarons hate the idea of pants and as soon as an Aaron is within the walls of his room the battle of the bulge is fully exposed in his briefs. An Aaron is at his best in a blow up cactus costume, this is where girls swoon over Aaron. When Cactus Aaron comes out, hide your girls boys.

Guy 1: "Its Halloween tonight what are you gonna be?"
Guy 2: "IDK but i saw Aaron blowing up his cactus costume."
Guy 1: " Oh great another night of girls all over Aaron again."

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Jesse

As you are reading this Jesse is most likely having sex. Jesses reek of sex. Girls can not get enough of a Jesse and Jesses know this. To be with a Jesse is to reach heaven on earth. Don't worry guys Jesses don't leave out their boys. When a Jesse isn't nose deep in a girl, he's out partying it up with his boys at a house party being the life of the party. Everyone needs more Jesse in their life.

Girl 1: " Ashley, I just had the best night ever! Jesse..."
Girl 2: " Say no more... every girl dreams of the day they get to be with Jesse."

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