porcelain slingshot

When a poop hardens like steel pellet and receives an extra grunt on it's expel - giving immediate thrust through the toilet bowl at accelerations faster than eminems mouth, disgregaring the twist in the toilet piping.

If the city bubbleyards are within 20km, duck and cover.

Mike, Nev, Brian, and Greg were over for beers and cards when the blasphemous porcelain slingshot from Gregs arse corrupted the entire vicinity.

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stereoshift

ster-e-o-shi-ft
n. pl. ster-e-o-shi-ft-ed

Intense joy or delight.
A state of emotion so intense that one is carried beyond rational thought and self-control: a stereoshift of my body.
The trance, frenzy, or rapture associated with mystic or prophetic exaltation.

I stereoshifted your stereoshift.org last sunday, and will continue to.

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