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Wikipedia

A free encyclopedia where average people can make an account and rant with false information about people or things that they hate, and naive Americans will pass it as truth because they're too lazy to look for a more reliable source.

"I learned on Wikipedia that Austin Winkler of the rock band Hinder was gay! Wikipedia is a reliable source, so it must be true!"

"My school has an article on Wikipedia. It's North Adams High School, located in Seaman, Ohio. The principal is Mr. Waffle and the vice principal is Mr. Horny."

"According the the intellectual source of Wikipedia, Adolf Hitler died by being attacked by a bear. I always thought it was something along the lines of committing suicide while in hiding, but who am I to criticize the wisdom of Wikipedia?"

by hekifier March 29, 2009

99πŸ‘ 41πŸ‘Ž


Homewrecker

Any good for nothing asshole, may be a dude or a chick, who woos your partner out of a relationship with you. They've also been known to drop out of the dates quickly, and steal someone else's date. More than likely these people are immature idiots who don't know how to find themselves a meaningful date, so they have to steal someone else when they see a flaw in a relationship.

The Family Guy episode about Peter Griffin's jealousy of Louis seeing other men, there's that quick joke in the theater when Louis says "Ain't he handsome!?" Peter runs up and punches the screen until it breaks, screaming "You home-wrecking bastard!"

Country singer Gretchen Wilson has had a lot of experiences in high school with losing her dates to homewreckers, so she included the subject in a song on her album "Here For The Party" and called it "Homewrecker."

by hekifier March 29, 2009

67πŸ‘ 43πŸ‘Ž


Detroit

Where the whole trend of psychotic murders came from.

"Detroit is the most dangerous city in America. In fact, that's where all the killing started!"

by hekifier March 29, 2009

24πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Asperger Syndrome

An illness which can be defined as a mild form of Autism, but this mild form is enough to complicate someone's life entirely. The person suffers from lack of social skills, inability to read body language, use larger vocabulary than someone typical for their age, and have repeated interests and react very tragically to any change. They are often considered by other people their age as being a "weirdo", probably because they refuse to talk to ass-holes that can't accept their difficulty with a medical problem.

"My mother sees my Asperger syndrome as an impairment that has made me psycho. I disagree. I see it as a birth defect that I got while she was smoking meth during her pregnancy with me!"

"Craig Nichols, lead vocalist for The Vines, has Asperger Syndrome. He describes his situation with his family in the song "Spaceship"."

by hekifier March 29, 2009

68πŸ‘ 76πŸ‘Ž


Ass Rape

Succeeding another by a land-slide, as in a competition.

"I ass raped that nerd in the Halo tournament!"

"I ass raped her in the school president election! She didn't even have a chance!"

by hekifier March 29, 2009

46πŸ‘ 44πŸ‘Ž


Bible Pusher

Not exactly a degrading term for any Christian, like "bible hugger". This describes a good for nothing Christian who actually does everything the Bible says; refrains from swearing, watching bad movies, having sex, and any other kind of fun. Worse yet, they nag at other non-Christians they come in contact about their lack of christian belief and guilt trip them to change their ways.

"Jeremy gets pissed every time I decide not to come to church. I like to remain neutral. We live in a nation where we have the right to go to Church. It should not be forced upon us. It's not the 70s! It's the 2000s! I wish he could stop being such a Bible Pusher and give me some space from his crap!"

"Male Gibson directed the film "The Passion of Christ" with more attention to the physical violence than was needed. Through this film, he's trying to force the gospel into people's minds, not from the "great things Jesus Christ did for us" but rather the morbid way he died. He's being a Bible Pusher from exposing the public to this."

by hekifier March 29, 2009

20πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Butthole Surfers

A group of homosexual butt-buddies who formed a punk rock band.

The Butthole Surfers want to know "Who Was In My Room Last Night?" It was probably the guy next door.

by hekifier March 29, 2009

34πŸ‘ 184πŸ‘Ž