overhang

(n) - the mental state that arises after a solid night of shitshowing. It generally involves complete and utter ineptitude at any semblance of productive activity for a time span ranging from 6 to 12 hours post-wake up.

A bathroom door opens somewhere
sometime after noon and hits a person lying on the floor.

"Oh shit, I didn't know you were sleeping here."
"I've got the worst overhang."
"What?"
"Fuck."
"Did you just say overhang?"
"Mmhm."
"Are you retarded now?"
"mmfflfmfmf."
"Come on, let's go get some food. I'm starving."
"No. I'll stay here."
"You're on the bathroom tile."
"I like it here."

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