cass city

cass city (pronounced Cassidy) may be the funniest person on twitter but she also has a dark, dark secret. in 1999 i saw cass city kill a man in cold blood after an argument over whether or not ted dansen was in Cheers. cass city was wrong but she ended a precious life—one of god’s children, gone—and to this day denies the truth, leaving a trail of bodies in her wake.

Did you see cass city tweeting about Ted Dansen like he wasn’t in Cheers?