ram

Beyond making love, having sex, and fucking. To have forcefull relations with someone, without much regard to their pleasure. When you fuck someone like you hate them, with the idea being to acheive your orgasm and leave them wanting more.

I'd make love to my wife, have sex with my girlfriend, fuck my misstress, but I'd ram that chick over there.

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ram

Beyond making love, having sex, and fucking. To have forcefull relations with someone, without much concern for their pleasure. When you bang someone like you hate them, with the point being to acheive your orgasm and leave your partner wanting more.

I'd make love to my wife, have sex with my girlfriend, fuck my misstress, but I'd ram that broad over yonder.

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comftable

Taken from comfortable, meaning when you make an extemely beautiful significant other seem less attractive, usually by means of weight gain untill you can still find them sexy, but most others would not. At this point your level of comfort increases because you don't worry about them cheating/ leaving as much, plus you've got someone soft to hold on to at night.

Friend: Hey, aren't you dating Attmattulah? She really let herself go...

Seth: Naw, she's just comftable.

Friend: I remember when I first saw her, she was sexy as hell...

Seth: And...

Friend: Now she's kinda fat, I wouldn't fuck her with Brian's dick.

Seth: YEEAAAHHH ! ! !

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three stroke rule

The reason behind the theory that you can never really rape your significant other, because after three strokes, they'll be so into it that they won't want you to stop.

The three stroke rule in practice:
First stroke- No!

Second stroke- Don't.

Third stroke- Stop...

Fourth stroke- No, don't stop...

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knuckle-children

Semen, especially when released by masturbation.

"Where exactly in the Bible does it say that a man can't fire off some knuckle-children in the privacy of his own neighbor's living room, while his neighbor's at work because I don't have a DVD player." -Peter Griffin

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elephant syndrome

When a person (usually a woman) wears a pair of pants that are tight everywhere, except for her ass. The remaining maretial then appears sloppy and loose, like the skin on an elephant's ass.

"Sudana can't fill out her Applebottoms."
"Yeah, she sufferin from elephant syndrome."

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elephant syndrome

When a person (usually female) once had a larger than average booty and then lost it, which is followed by her still wearing the old clothes which had been streched to fit the original ass, leaving loose material around the bum resembling an elephant rear.

Sometimes when you see one of these people it's best to ask them if they are aware that they've lost their rump.

"April still wears those old ass jeans?"
"Yeah, it's sad, elephant syndrome strikes again."

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