EA

A company whose existence is dedicated to fucking over all gamers and developers with whom it comes in contact.

1: Dude, did you hear about the horror stories that former EA game developers tell?

2: Yeah, that's fucked up. Did you hear that EA gained control of Star Wars?

1: No. Fuck.

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Apple

A company based in Silicon Valley that operates not due to its own success, but the ideas of others. There is not one GOOD thing that they have ever invented.

Person 1: Did you here Apple just came out with the iPad Mini! That's their coolest invention ever!!!

Person 2: Quit drinking their shit. Apple hasn't invented anything useful ever. The iPad mini just tries to copy the Nexus 7 and Kindle Fire. Hell, they didn't even invent the tablet.

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