Paradox

Perpetual mind fuck.

If Pinocchio said, "My nose will grow now!" and his nose didn't grow, then he would have told a lie... But his nose grows when he lies. Since his nose would have grown, it would be a paradox because his nose grew even though he told the truth.

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Free my lemons

another, cleaner way of saying FML. It works best when you do not want people (such as your grandparents) to hear you say the word "fuck."

UGH!! Why can't a just get this right? I'm good at pretty much everything else! *sigh* Free My Lemons.

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Tryin to play dicks

Going head to head with someone. Basically challenging their manhood (Can also be used by really awesome females). Usually, this phrase is used when someone is about to get into a scuffle.

(Not to be confused with being gay)

Someone runs into you without apologizing:

-Excuse me! Don't you have something to say?
-Nope... I've got nothing to say to you, man.
-WHAT!?! OH HELL NO! This fool's tryin to play dicks with me! You tryin to play dicks, bitch!?!
-Come at me bro !

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