why is my computer so slow

(1)the thing you say when you bought a shitty computer
(2) the thing kids say when you tell them their cardboard computer is real

(1) you: why is my computer so slow?!
your friend: shouldnt have bought it in a alley at 3 AM

(2) toddler: why is my applebook so slow? i bought the best one for 10.000 dollars
your mind: first, its cardboard, second, applebook isnt a company, third, you bought it with monopoly money

klablam

1) kabam with L
2) explosion sound
2) TNT

you: throws TNT
TNT: *explodes*
tnt: klablam!

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a face that is surprised or a face that is surprised AND crying

teacher: an F >:|
me: oh..
arch nemesis: an A+ for me! yay!
me:´.´

explosionnnnnnn

(1) when a stupid guy writes a comic, and reads it to you, but instead of doing sound effects, he just says the word
(2) you looking up words to define on urban dictionary

(1) guy: but then, the bom exploded! explosionnnnnnn!
(2) i wanna define a word too! lemme look up eplosionnnnnnn. oh, already taken, never mind