Shiftys

The uncontrollable feeling of constant discomfort, triggering a necessity for constant motion. Usually encountered during the morning after a night of drinking. The Shiftys are not a hangover, though they sometimes are a symptom of morning-after Still-Drunk.

Also caused by crashing after copious amounts of caffeine.

Dude, I'm getting the Shiftys while driving, this is bad.

I have to keep moving, I have the Shiftys.

I don't care if you have the Shiftys, you can't hang your legs out the window of my car!

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Still-Drunk

Different from stilldrunk. Still-Drunk replaces a hangover. For those who have thought ahead and drank a bottle of Gatorade and Advil before going to bed, they shouldn't wake up with a headache, but may end up with Still-Drunk.

Also applies to those with Iron Stomachs who simply don't get hangovers.

Still-Drunk can last anywhere from 2-5 hours after waking up.

Dude, I don't get hungover, I just get Still-Drunk.

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