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Somebody who keeps food in unorthodox locations in hopes of others not discovering their excessive food supply.
Perhaps the most popular Naughty Fatty technique is to hide burgers or other fast food in their vehicle. The Naughty Fatty is given a sense of security by this, knowing there is always a snack in their possession. This can become dangerous if the Naughty Fatty does not practice good hygiene; the smell of rotting food can be mistaken for(or mingle with) body odor, giving the Naughty Fatty the false impression the rotting food is still fresh enough to eat safely. A good way for the Naughty Fatty to stay free of such hazards is to limit the amount of garbage and food waste accumulation in their vehicle to between six and eight metric tons per passenger seat.
The more socially accepted term for "Take Your Dog to Work Day." The excessive amount of waste that canines produce with humans picking it up bare-handed combined with a music festival is believed to be the origin of the name.
Jesus christ, it's not even ShitFactoryPalooza and I've stepped in dog shit and dog vomit three times today at the office.