Marko Petrov

A popular youtuber with a stunning 20 subscribers~

Marko Petrov is so popular! I wish I could be like him -Pewdiepie, 2020

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oticapsed

despacito in reverse, sounds like oh hes upset

*goes to reverse talk* DESPACITO
*OTICAPSED*

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Eternal screaming, just. Eternal screaming, and the sound you make stepping on lego.

Me: *steps on lego*
Me: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Xavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohff

That one metal band with an unpronounceable name which stands for "Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated by Mass Amounts of Filthy Fecal Fisting and Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside the Infected Maggot Infested Womb of a Molested Nun Dying Under the Roof of a Burning Church While a Priest Watches and Ejaculates in Immense Perverse Pleasure Over His First Fresh Fetus"

Matt: Truth or Dare
Tim: Truth
Matt: What's your favorite band?
Tim: Xavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohff
Matt: Are you okay are you having a stroke I'm calling 911
Tim: no fam im fine
Matt: No you're not

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nhne

A synonym for "is 1.125", pronounced as "nuhnuh"

1: One plus one eighth nhne.
2: Uhh ok but what about Two plus one eighth?
1: Nhne plus one.
2: Uhh... ok???

bovevaboavev

A person who had a stroke, while being above you in chat

EpicGuy: hleweoelooo
EpicGuy: helepp im stororoek
GoneGuy: You're bovevaboavev
NedGuy: what is my name

`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./

Listen, I know you're bored. But, just go on youtube.

Hmmm... I wonder what would happen if I type this...
`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./

Ah yes, exactly what I wanted.

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