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german sponge bath

Having any exposed extremity licked obsessively while asleep or unconcious by a dachshund or any other breed of German dog.

Upon waking I discovered that I was coated in a thin film of saliva due to the German sponge bath I received after passing out. I should stop drinking tequila.

by henchman May 12, 2006

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Roid

A derogatory statement insinuating a person uses or has used a steroid to achieve physical gain.

Tim: Yo chief check these guns (biceps)
Bill: Fuck off Roid everyone knows you've been jabbing your arse.

by henchman September 8, 2019


Smegma

Penis cheddar.

Sally: Ewww he had smegma.

by henchman September 8, 2019

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Quasimodo

An individual who can be considered simple or of similar mongitude.
Someone daft or even in special circumstances a bullshitter.

1)
Jim: I cut my hair yesterday with a knife and fork.
Gaz: Fuck me Jim Quasimodo has had smarter haircuts.
2)
Joe: I ran 2 miles in 5 minutes last week.
Brian: give it a rest Quasimodo, everyone is tired of your bullshit.

by henchman September 8, 2019