Cobra

A sexual position that is only attempted by the bravest men with iron-clad stomachs.

1. Get a girl from the club/party/kickback/hoedown/hootnanny to take you back to her house.
2. Convince her to let you fuck her in the ass.
3. Also convince her you can't get her pregnant from spelunking in her poop chute so you won't need a condom.
4. Fuck her until you cum right in her ass. And before she realizes whats going on you'll need to muster up all your constitutions and suck your own cum out of her ass.
5. When she turns around to see what all the hubbub was about, spit the jizz right in her eyes and yell "COBRA!"
6. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE. TAKE ONLY WHAT YOU NEED TO SURVIVE THE ENCOUNTER BECAUSE SHE IS GOING TO WANT TO KILL YOU.

Kyle-"Hey dude why is that chick walking over here looking like shes going to kill someone."
Jeremy-"Holy Shit thats the girl that I gave a COBRA to last night."
Kyle-"Holy cockass we've gotta get you the fuck out of here!"

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