666

anumber that comes before 667 and after 665.

Brad:Yo, im gonna count to 1,000
1,2,3,4,5,6...............660,661.662,663,664,665,666,..................1,000!

Shipping

Delivering a package to someone else over land.

The shipping for my Amazon package was longer than usual.

that song came from tiktok

A phrase used by stupid 7-year old tiktokkers who are annoying af

Me: listens to music
7-year old: tHaT sOng CaME frOm tIktOk
Me: shut up your dad left you

amogus

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Guy 1: hey that trashcan looks like amogus
Guy 2: GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD

Dreamphobic

People who are educated and understand that having a crush on dream is not a sexuality.

Guy 1(educated): i am dreamphobic
Guy 2:(uneducated):OMG HOW COULD YOU!?!?!??!??! DREAM IS CUTTE AND DREAMY AND YOU SHOULD DIE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MAP

MAPs, or minor-attracted persons, are people with nothing better to do other than complaining that "children can consent" because they are assholes who sit on the computer screen all day instead of going outside. Most MAPs have a mental problem called "stupidity" that lowers their IQ substantially.

MAP: I like fricking children because i'm a degenerate who has never touched grass or a woman