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faux dough

bread made at subway with a plastic-like chemical

Man, this faux dough tastes a little chewy.

by henro50 February 17, 2014

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selfish selfie

when a celebrity takes a nude selfie and won't let us look at it

I wish Jennifer Lawrence would quit taking those selfish selfies

by henro50 September 13, 2014

395👍 21👎


carnival cruise

the act of driving around looking for a place to take a shit

if you dont stop somewhere soon this carnival cruise is going to end up with a pile of shit in your rear seat

by henro50 February 19, 2013

591👍 17👎


ebolalypse

when the end of the earth comes because of ebola

The end is nigh,prepare for the ebolalypse!

by henro50 October 20, 2014

353👍 14👎


obitchuary

an obituary for a really nasty person written truthfully about that person.

when my uncle finally croaks I'm going to send the paper a truthful obitchuary.

by henro50 March 4, 2017

171👍 10👎


ebola troll

Someone who is in contact with an infected ebola patient and then takes a trip instead of being quarantined.

That nurse that took the cruise is an ebola troll.

by henro50 October 17, 2014

248👍 2👎