bread made at subway with a plastic-like chemical
Man, this faux dough tastes a little chewy.
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when a celebrity takes a nude selfie and won't let us look at it
I wish Jennifer Lawrence would quit taking those selfish selfies
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the act of driving around looking for a place to take a shit
if you dont stop somewhere soon this carnival cruise is going to end up with a pile of shit in your rear seat
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when the end of the earth comes because of ebola
The end is nigh,prepare for the ebolalypse!
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an obituary for a really nasty person written truthfully about that person.
when my uncle finally croaks I'm going to send the paper a truthful obitchuary.
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Someone who is in contact with an infected ebola patient and then takes a trip instead of being quarantined.
That nurse that took the cruise is an ebola troll.
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