meader

To correct the above, a Meader cannot be from Bedminster, or would be a "Bemmie" (simler, but diffren plume-age). Vicky pollard type, the large hooped earrings and tightly pulled-back hair are essential to the definition. Oh, and they nicked the Vicky character from Carl Mimms "she go" girl, based on a Norwich estate

"No point going down town on tuesday nights, everywhere's full of 14-year-old meaders

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cupcake decision

Similar to Cocaine Decision an irrationally optimistic impulsive decision to start a vintage or retro small business, with no idea of who will actually pay good money for the flowery-heart-craft-thing, wavy hair or indeed cupcake, that is proposed.

"It's on handmade paper with natural dyes and each one takes 2 hours of my time so I think fifteen pounds for a birthday card is fair, right?"

"I love the whole retro look and at least 2 of my friends bought some off me so everyone will..."

"Have you thought that through? sounds like a cupcake decision to me..."