douchebag

An immature asshole that texts his girlfriend to break up with her, and then when she confronts him he asks her if she would like to come in for a taco. He also doesn't open doors for females and sits on his ass and plays Halo 3 with his butt buddies all day. And he likes to make it a point that his favorite color is purple.

I wonder why Allen is the biggest douchebag in the world. Maybe its because he has a small penis?

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