cock-a-thon

To describe a huge problem or 'cock-up' of gargantuan proportions.

Sean - "fook me did ya see the game last night?"

J-Blo -"Aye - what a bloody cock-a-thon that was!"

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mate-rape

The act of getting a friend of the opposite sex so plastered that they offer themselves to you in a most sexual way.

Sally - "Ooooh, I knew I shouldn't have had that 12th Bacardi Breezer - Steve totally mate-raped me afterwards"

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