assmonkey

An incredibly unlikely thing that has happened.

From the expression "that'll happen when monkeys fly out my ass"; if that things has happened, it could rightly be called an assmonkey. You could also call it a "flying assmonkey" to distinguish it if you had to.

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Allen Brode

Amazingly complex. Very confusing. Someone who has life together and is going somewhere big.

A life saver. Someone who has litteraly saved lives.

Very talented. An understanding person who can practically read your mind. He knows just how to make you feel better.

"Wow that guy has to be Allen Brode."