Soccer Mom

If you see her, run. If you talk to her, run. If her kid attacks you, expect to be in court. Just stay away from this beast of burden.

''C'mon Dorothy time for soccer practice!''
''Hey mom your a soccer mom''
''Yeah i know.''
''Cool.''
''Karen.''
'EXCUSE ME SWEETY , IS THAT HOW YOU SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER IM GOING TO TALK TO THE MANAGER ABOUT YOUR ATTITUDE MISS.''

Gaynite

All your dreams come true!

''Gaynite.''
''Fortnut.''

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Urban Dictionary User

You are a user that somehow stumbled upon this definition, you may or may not approve it. These people are the most brutally honest people when it comes to the internet. To the person reading this definition, this is you, this is all of us.

''Are you a Urban Dictionary User?''
''Hell yeah.''

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RAID SHADOW LEGENDS

PLAY NOW FOR FREE, 100'S OF CHAMPIONS, PAY TO WIN AND TOTALLY BIASED FOR NEW PLAYERS ITS SO GOOD YEAH YOU NEED TO PAY LIKE 1,0024042004024204 A YEAR TO ENJOY THIS GAME. RAID SHADOW LEGENDS DOWNLOAD NOW FOR 5__000000000 DOLLARS.

Mr beast advertised this, why.
RAID SHADOW LEGENDS....

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Netflix

and chill

''Hey Netflix and chill?''
''Hell no.''

Microwave

WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

''Microwave: Stop looking at me or i add 5 minutes.''

SHED

SHED is a more sane version of shrek that has odd fetishes. SHED is famous for his YTP appearances and is a more prepared version of shrek. SHED is a chad, he's just unstoppable in general and is useful.

I ate the sharpest tool in the SHED