Hermit Crabbing

verb - the act of inhabiting your partners basement bunker(s) with your penis indefinitely until eviction notice is enforced from your landlord.*

*This is not to be confused with soaking

John: Hey Bill! Wanna go see a motion picture?
Bill: I can't, I'm currently hermit crabbing Cindy's basement bunker
John: Still?
Bill: Yeah, she hasn't evicted me yet

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Basement Bunker

noun - The lower points of entrance on a male or female

Doug: Hey Carl, how's it going?
Carl: Not too good Doug, I have a doll stuck in my basement bunker

Lucy: Is that snake still up your basement bunkers?
Trish: Yes