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Cape Carteret

Formally a quaint coastal community 2.5 hours outside of Raleigh, now a highly developed suburb of nothing that you move too because Raleigh isn't white enough.

Hey did you hear about the Pakistani family that moved in next door? I think it's time we move to Cape Carteret.

by herndonium September 15, 2020


publix

where you shop when Food Lion or Winn Dixie is too poor looking for you

Oh no Winn Dixie is much to ghetto, lets go to Publix.

by herndonium September 15, 2020

20πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Kinston

Eastern North Carolina white person for, place with black people that makes me uncomfortable.

I'm scared of Kinston, because I'm a white person from southeastern north carolina.

by herndonium May 17, 2022


Gonzaga

Basketball team that teaches classes as a side hussle.

person 1: Jatrell just got into Gonzaga!
person 2: Of course he did, he has a lethal three.

by herndonium September 15, 2020

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


sex boots

The right way to refer to your timbs.

Person 1: Yo nice timbs
Person 2: Nah man these aren't timbs, these are sex boots

by herndonium September 16, 2020


Ms. Lee

What you call a judgmental Korean church lady.

I was just minding my own business at Queens plaza, then some Ms. Lee came up to me giving me pamphlets about how I'm gonna burn if I don't repent.

by herndonium September 16, 2020


The Bubbaning

When a man who looks like he beats the shit out of his wife tries to fight a teenager at a gas station. Common in southern United States.

The bubbaning is going down at Circle K tonite.

by herndonium May 17, 2022