van-guzzle

To cover a penis with wet paint and perform oral sex, causing the paint to spray and slash around.

Example 1: "We're gonna van-guzzle later, right?"

Example 2: "We need to add some spice to our relationship. Want to try van-guzzling?"

Example 3: "I took her to my penthouse and we van-guzzled!"

Pheromone-mog

When a male who has abstained from bathing to let his pheromones attract women (a practice known as pheromone maxxing) uses his pheromones to dominate a lesser male whose pheromones are weaker.

"I pheromone-mog you lil bro, you can't compare to my irresistible scent.

milkarupp

When a man ejaculates in someones mouth and then makes them laugh so hard that the semen comes out of their nose.

Example 1: "Hey girl, wanna get a milkarupp?"

Example 2: "After we have dinner, I'm gonna start milkarupping her."

Example 3: "I went her house and I milkarupped her!"