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a mysterious business man with a briefcase case that keeps following you around places
and will cause a alien invasion of earth causeing humanity to suffer
scientist 1 who was the man with briefcase
scientist 2 i don't know who ate all the doughnuts
gman dr free man
freeman.......
I've come to make an announcement; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.
Person 1 what happened
Person 2 shadow the hedgehog pissed on his wife
twitter is A social media app on you computer or phone .
Its also a place where people can not share the opinion or get doxxed or people with weird fetishes and other people are found .
person1 : does the most cringiest thing.
person 2 :average twitter user .
something i tell my friend who has 0 hair growing onto his hair
hey antwan
antwan: what
you have 0 hair growing on your head your bald
antwan: ...
A come back 9 year olds use in a call of duty match
person 1 hey guess what
person 2 what
person 1 im doin your mom
person 2 no( does person 1s mom)
BASED usually mean being your self
the word your friend uses alot my friend antwan wont stop saying this word
person 1 i'm doing your mom
person 2 stfu
person 1 i'm based
i don't evan know if this is correct
that fat cat created by Jim Daves who eats lasagna and what you call any orange cat
person 1 :that cat look like garfeild
person 2 fr