Porn mode

Basically Google Chrome Incognito.

Parents: "You haven't whacked off for a week! We're proud of you."
Son: "Actually, I've been using Incognito on Google Chrome so you can't see all the porn I've been masturbating to in my internet history."
Parents: "..."
Son: I love Porn mode

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ankle pants

The phenomenon where your pants are wrapped around your ankles and you are masturbating.

Mom walks in on son jacking off
Son: "I wasn't masturbating. I swear!"
Mom: "Oh yeah? Why do you have ankle pants?"
Son: "Shit"

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