licking the lollipop

An attempt to kidnap kittens from a household by pretending to be a mailman.

Yo man, I woke up this morning and my kittens were gone and some mail was on my kitchen table. Somebody has been licking the lollipop up in here.

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Spicer

Noun: A bold face lie that is yelled at a group of unsuspecting people and very easy to fact check as false.

Karen ran into the conference meeting today and told us quite a spicer when she yelled "I only have 9 fingers" while showing us all 10 of her fingers.

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