Clint

Mistaken slang reference to the clitoris. Popularized by the movie L.I.E.

Her dress is so short, you can see her clint.
You mean "clit."
Fuck you, I mean like... clintasaurus.

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friend voice

The voice you use when telling a story for someone's dialogue who is a friend of yours. Usually it's just your regular voice, if you agree with their opinion.

I had a sandwich and Molly was like, (asshole voice)"All you eat are sandwiches. Your life has to be so depressing." But then Dave walked up and was like, (friend voice)"Don't you just love their sandwiches here?"

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coming up Milhouse

When all possible choices or venues have been exhausted with no favorable result.

I tried to find the DVD at Wal-Mart, Best Buy, Circuit City, even at the pawn shop, but everything's coming up Milhouse.

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asshole voice

The voice you use when you're talking about someone you don't like in their own dialogue. Sometimes a slower, deeper, more stupid-sounding voice than your own for someone you think is an idiot, or a higher-pitched whine for someone who thinks they're better than you are.

I was talking about Zombieland yesterday and Don said, (friend voice)"It was awesome." But Larry came up and was like, (asshole voice)" Yeah, I didn't get it. All these zombie movies are really stupid."

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