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The school to attend if you enjoy providing various pleasures to underage girls living near you.
Guy 1: Hey, remember that Marcus Vick guy?
Guy 2: Ohh yeah, the one who hung out with 14 year old girls while he was in college?
Guy 1: Yeah, he was cool.
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The other school currently trying to obtain the national status of The University of Miami. Florida and Florida State both equally suck at football and always manage to lose to the best school in the nation, Miami.
"Dude, did you hear that Miami offered to give Florida a 21 point cushion for this years game?"
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A former all girls school that made the transition to a coed university in order to obtain better nationl status. Their football program is owned by the University of Miami due to the Hurricanes owning FSU almost every time they meet on the field.
"Hey, remember the last time Florida State beat Miami in football?"
"Nope!"
"Me either."
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The school to attend if you want to receive a college degree while taking classes such as "AIDS Awareness" and "Basket Weaving". The university has also been known to hand out free money to its football and basketball players, which is highly against the NCAA rules. Just ask Maurice Clarrett and Troy Smith.
School Booster: Hey Maurice, want me to buy you a new car since you can't afford one with all your college tuition?
Maurice Clarrett: Sure dawg, but don't tell Coach Tressell.
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An untalented guard on the Duke basketball team that can only shoot 3 pointers. He fails miserably when driving and tends to fall down after nearly every shot he takes.
Guy 1: You know who is really good at basketball?
Guy 2: Well it's not JJ Redick.
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An asshole who's only basketball talent is shooting the three pointer. He is easily compared to the likes of Mark Price and Rex Chapman.
"Look at JJ Redick. He has 'DICK' in his last name, AND he sucks at basketball."
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The best college football team in the entire freaking United State! They have won 5 National Championships in the last 25 years, a feat no other school could come close to.
"Remember when Miami won those 5 National Championships from between 1978-2004? That was the shit."
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